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You must check out polticalpuns.com They offer Bushjerky. So funny! Gloria - Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 16:25:46 (PDT)
Check out some great stuff at www.letJennadrink.com
The girls are being 19 year olds. What the f***'s the big deal. Anyone who hasn't had a little trouble STEP FORWARD. And if you say never ever I hope you have your closet locked up tight as all heck. Giv'em heck girls.
Dude. Get a f****** life.
Time Magazine has a great cartoon.
Cool site! Great for researching the Arrogant Twins, too; thanks. Wondering what happened at the Camp David Bush-Pow-Wow June 2nd? Take a look: http://www.bettybowers.com/campdavid.html ... and for you idiots whining about what 19 yr olds "do" re: The BoozeHound Oafettes, go read http://hometown.aol.com/nonsequacious/myhomepage/politic.html and wake up to reality about the Bush family, and this country.
Hey, I heard about this site on the RON AND FEZ SHOW.
If you like them, check out their cousin Lauren Bush. She's a model (whatever that means nowadays) but in any case she's pretty cute, and she'll cause a nice PR fiasco once she does something modelesque like OD on cocain or hook up with Kid Rock. At least she gives the twins someone to look up to. You can just type her name into a search engine and you'll get a few pics of her...nothing too racy.
I don't want 'em thrown in jail. I just wanna see their cans!!!!!
it' cool to have a twin...you can pretend your his/hers and she's/he's and yours....coool
At least the first twins are something that the people want to see and hear about... They are not an eye sore on the country like poor little Chelsea Clinton was when she came to he White House...(Although she grew up fine)
oooooooooooh! rudy! you're a lesbian? you never told me... now i really want to have your baby.
I was told that this site is owned by an Austin
What a disgusting website. Do you as the webmaster/creator of this site have nothing better to do than pick on two sisters who lead a normal college existance?
Forget Jenna she has a boy friend. Barbie you turn me on so much. I THINK YOU ARE CUTE AND PERKY. I am a good looking butch. Do you want to have lez love with me. We can have it in the White House swiming pool and in the private chambers of the President. Would you send me your bra and panties to show how much you love me.
AllMightyDollar is wrong about Jesus getting carded. American (USA rules) religious scholars have determined that the "wine" that Jesus turned water into was actually Tang and that He did not partake of alcoholic beverages, but only drank wholesome American (USA rules) beverages or gave them to his flock. The blue-noses of the Texas Conservative Voters' League know what's best, and what's best is that young girls a mere 19 or 20 years old should not be sucking down margaritas. What is wrong with good old-fashioned iced tea? What is wrong with Dr. Pepper? What is wrong with lemonade? A young girl like Jenna who gets filled up with tequila is easy meat for the first low-life cowboy with a big belt buckle and a big hat, who will rob her of her virtue and turn her into nothing better than some sort of liberal socialist. Keep America's daughters pure until their unions may be sanctified in holy matrimony. Leave this satanic drunken sexual licentiousness to inferior peoples like the English and the Palestinians.
Dear Jenna, don't believe that creep Yazan who wants you to come to Dubai! Drinking is forbidden by the Koran and in Dubai they cut off your ear if you are caught with a margarita, and if they catch you a second time they bury you up to your waist and throw rocks at you until you die. If you are a man they bury you up to the neck. All that this evil Yazan wants to do is tie you to the back of his camel and take you to his tent and feed you greasy mutton and then have his way with you on a pile of goat-hair pillows. Beware the wily desert-hounds of Dubai and stay in Texas where you are loved and your daddy is loved and you can get a brew in a taco shack if you are lucky and roll around on the sidewalk in front with a long-neck and a Kool and enjoy yourself like a normal college girl.
how are you girls?i hope you are doing will in study and i hope you will be good girls as i like to see you i hope yours like yo help palstine peapol to have fredom from isreal and i hope usa will do all the best to healp palstine and i srael to have peace really peace ..i hope you will viseted jordan and palstine in very soon time i think that will be lovly and mabey can help peace is medal east i hope any frinds like to viseted jordan to writ to my e-mail and i will br ahappy to help him in jordan..i hope to usa all the best and i hope the peace will come soon to
Are you mental?? Are you totally wacked to devote an entire website to the Bush twins.. get a life.
hi Jenna how are you and baby you are so cool that i did like you so much and so dam beatiful ............dam i swear
Jeez, these days Christ would have had to pre-register the turning of water into wine for public consumption.
Hey look for all those GOPs whining about how unfair it is to "Spot-light" these two average teenage girls. Dry the F__k Up. Listen, they are fair game, just like that sleeze who just left the Oval office. I mean come on, the even checked for two year old sperm stains, on Monica's dress, don't that nasty Ho ever go to the laundry, for crying out loud. So Jenna & Barb, have fun, I sure did, but keep in mind your old man is the Prez. Maybe Chelsea Clinton is a boozer too, who knows. But just be descret, okay.
I love Jenna!!!
if Jenna a wants to get krunk and pound some hooch im all for it. i know some liqour stores rounf here babe where they wont card u.
NOBODY is above the law, Emma. Chuey, however, is safe, because when the two skanks ordered margaritas his loyal manager called the cops, as any right-thinking citizen would do. Teen-age drinking is a big problem in Texas, which is why Governor Bush instituted the "zero tolerance" policy that Chuey learned by heart. When some teen-age skank asks for booze, you call in the pigs, and slap her arse in jail where it belongs. If we let our teenagers flout the laws of the land, before you know it Presidents will be getting their knobs polished in the Oval Office! Is this the sort of image we want to present to our allies overseas? No way, Jose. So let's all get behind the Bush policy and send these scofflaw skags a message. No more juicing.
Did anything happen to Chuy's, considering the fact Barbara and the friend were served margaritas? Where's the justice for that? Chuy's is not above the law.
On your First Family page "George" & Hilary Clinton? I do beleive "Bill" is short for William Jefferson and not George.
FIRST OF ALL: This site, will make the next 3+ years of elitist poo that is shoved to the masses, that much easier to swallow. And NO Im not a scat cat.
The twinz are old enough to vote, to join the army, to get an abortion without parental consent. Seems like they should be able to have a beer with their pizza!
ACTIVITIES!! add to below!!
This is great!!! The drinking age countdown is the best!! The girls are just being teenagers, leave them alone!!
i would like to have both twins gag on a huge a§§ load of my baby batter
If they weren't the 'first daughters / twins", this crap wouldn't make the 25th page of the paper. Quit picking on them because they want to party. They aren't the first wild children of politicians and they definitely aren't the last!!!
The twins would beat the Gore Daughters asses anyday. They just look so down to earth and rad anyway. If the twins see this, email me and I'll take ya to a Blink concert here in CA for the summer. I'm late for Surf class... peace.
beer is on me. hey Jenna and Barbara. come on to chicago. beer is on me. plus, i can take you to a place on the west side were we can get you new fake id's. becks beer for the bush twins.
just hoird ya in NYC on the radio! go, wag! mighty fine bush blog.
Hey, that Brit Jenna site at www.clubbeer.co.uk is pretty cool. They've sure got their heads in a twist over the little girl. And some of the stuff they're saying has gotta be read to be believed. Pheoooweee.
Rep. daughters are always more fun to hang out with , and have a party,, plus they are so much better looking than dem. presidents daughters.. rember amy carter,, lbj kids,, even clinton's daughter was and is still a moon barker. I wish I was 19 and living in Texas..
These two girls aren't doing anything new. When I was in college they didn't have the just say no adds, so I did a little more than the average Joe. There is nothing wrong with knocking back a few with friends and having fun, as long as you stay out of the car when doing so.
And why does the word "elephant" show up when I type the "R" word for GOP?
You have GOT to be kidding me. Two Elephant daughters are shining examples of 8 years of Democratic rule? Please. Get your head out of the sand! Where do you come up with such stupid ideas? These girls are your average 19-year-old college kiddies. I would have HATED it if I couldn't have been able to drink when I was in college. Do you know how much fun I would miss? Also, I think TheFirstTwins should lay off Chuy's. As someone else noted, the entire COUNTRY knows what these girls look like -- if TABC found out about this incident, Chuy's would be shut down and/or given a BIG TIME fine. Although the remedy seems extreme, Chuy's did the right thing by covering their own a**. Censored for the fellow named "Snatch" below. By the way, who are you? And what cave do you live in?
The girls are a perfect example of the loss of morality and family values caused by eight years of Democratic rule. America has to get its act in order and stop libertine behavior wherever it occurs, starting at home. No more licentious behavior in the White House, and no more drunken teenagers rolling around on the sidewalks of Austin! The girls must be punished, and punished severely. Six months in the calaboose for Jenna for starters, and the dunking chair for Barbara. All CD's and videos should be labeled to warn parents if they mention drinking and smoking, and web sites should be constructed to instantly transform vulgar words into acceptable variants like fark and heck. Let's get real, America.
I understand your Uncle Jeb is a log cabin Elephant. Is this true.
How the heck can the president help his own daughters just because he is a president, he cannot do a farking thing to discipline his daughters.
Gen and Barb do you like pencil (VP). I was upset and disgusted to hear from Ben Gay that the the VP's duagther was a lesbian. I think homosexuality is a sin and nasty. By the way, I don't like pencil.
These girls are no different than any other 19 year olds and 911 was certainly not the route to take to bust them. Chuy's should have simply phoned the police office directly, after taking away the girls' IDs. They're just 2 kids trying to be kids, learning through their mistakes and having a good time doing it. We all drank in college at 19, c'mon peeps! I don't condone what they did but I don't condemn it either......I just hope they're smart enough to keep themselves safe. They seem like happy and healthy girls and I hope the Bush's don't feel like they failed as parents in some way. I'm not a Bush supporter, but I am a parent - I expect my kids will try drinking at that age or sooner - I expect my kids to make a lot of mistakes, just like all kids do! I feel bad for Jenna and Barbara, having to do their growing up in the limelight and I feel bad that the Bush's have to be embarassed by such a small incident. And I suspect most of the nation doesn't really care, except to know they're average pplz. So, have a good time girls, just be safe and a lot smarter!
For pics of more drunk celebrities and girls, visit Befuddle.
So, someone in the public light through no fault of their own ( but of their parents' choice of profession ) is again held to the expectations of the media. The Bush twins are in a similar position to those children of clergy who are berated if they transgress. Whilst the laws in the US may need upgrading they should try to observe them but they are teenagers and its fair game to try to get round them. The problem may be that they are drinking too much - as some teenagers do in "their trying-out".
Well, you see, folks, if this was just a couple of average retarded girls soaking down the hooch it would be no big deal. But these here retards are the First Retards, so they get their own website when they pass out on the sidewalk in front of the television cameras. The joke is that their father is the Retard-in-Chief, so everything that goes on around him or related to him gets attention. Who would write into this guest-book if it was just about two skanky girls whose dad wasn't even the president? Nobody, that's who.
I told you so!
i think that drinking is something that almost every college students does. college is a time to try something new and have fun. i don't think that it is fair to condem Barbara and Jenna bush for acting like normal 19 year olds. i do however think that using a fake id when you are the daughter of the president is just stupid. especially in a state where your father was governor. i think it is unfortunate for Jenna and Barbara that they have to be this age while their father is in office, they don't have the same luxury as other 19 year olds to drink and party in college in private. leave them alone already!
I heard about this website on 102.5 this morning and I checked it out it is pretty cool and funny.
Herakleitos, the greek philosopher once said "aei panta rei", and it seems to be true with alcoholic beverages and the bush family...
Give the girls a break. Jenna and
On behalf of the Canadian Alliance youth (Canada'a Elephant Party), I would like to invite the twins to Victoria, British Columbia, Canada where 19 is the legal drinking age.
""Chelsea wasn't reported on because she didn't break laws. ""
You need to get a life dude. Jenna is a hottie.
How come President Bush's daughter is so terrible. Doesn't he teach her anything about social life ? Doesn't Jenna go to school ? Most important is First Lady Laura was a teacher and she didn't teach Jenna any thing except let she becomes a danm slut.
All I can say is, they are not doing anything 90% of college students don't do, they just can't be such dumbasses and need to keep things a little more on the quiet! Dur! Your dad IS the Prez girls!!!
How dumb can you be? Your pictures were shown all over television and newspapers when your father was elected. Practically the whole naiton knows you're not 21....especially people in your home state!!! If you're going to get drunk...do it in your dorm room or something like everyone else did at college.
who gives a poo if they want to drink they can drink. they are big girls. come on people, it's not like anyone else in the world didn't take a little nip every now and then. i say drink on
hey, it was just found out that they BOTH have fake IDs! there will be an artical in newsweek today.
Sit at home and drink.
This site rocks . Keep up the good work.
They broke the law...which their father endorsed and signed. Facts are facts. To quote a friend, "the Clintons' couldn't pee sideways without it being reported." Chelsea wasn't reported on because she didn't break laws. The most newworthy thing she did was break up with a boyfriend.
Dear Martin Barton, you`re a psycho!
Hey guys! Cool site. Found a great British site on Jenna Bush as well. You should check it out. It's at www.clubbeer.co.uk - looks like the UK has fallen for our first daughter too.
Party on twins, life is short,so have as much as you can. Just be your selfs and you can't lose.
I think the reaction of Martin Barton below is a ltte bit overdone. The penalty fo someone breaking the law three times is too severe. Besides that, what's the difference between drinking at 19,5 years and 21? A 21 year old is not wiser.
At the very least, the "Bush Girls", need first family etiquette lessons, preferably from Betty Ford.
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If Jenna continues to re-offend, will the state of Texas eventually execute her?
Two alcohol related run ins with the police for Jenna and one for Barbara. Like father, like daughters. Oh, that's right. They're Elephants. Instead of being alcoholics, they're helpless victims of the liberal media. Now I remember....
Just got back from Chuys Barton Spring
George Bush has lips?
I think George Bush has very nice lips.
The reason for the under-21 law is to keep our young girls clean and unpolluted and virtuous. It is fine if you foreigners living in countries that don't even have atomic bombs and where the citizen is not permitted to defend himself from his fellow-citizen by shooting him, it is fine if you guys fill your 19-year-olds up with booze and let them stumble around the streets, but we don't do that here. If you come here with your boozing ways and stumble in OUR streets we will pull out our guns and shoot you, so be very careful. Elephants believe that laws are to be obeyed, and too many people are not obeying them, which is why we have three-strikes laws so that if you break the law three times we put you in prison for the rest of your life, or, if you live in Texas, we kill you. Jenna will certainly be surprised when she finds herself strapped to the execution table and there is nobody to pardon her, because her dad isn't governor any more. She should keep better track of these things. The last thing we need is a bunch of rich kids rolling around on the sidewalk full of margaritas, so we will strike with an iron hand, let there be no mistake.
you americans (USA rules) have very strange problems... ;) in switzerland you may drink beer or wine with sixteen, but you MAY NOT own a gun... i think somethings wrong in your country :-(. I think they should come to an university in europe, so they can drink so much as they want :))
That's pretty slick that in my previous message, when I used the "A" word, it would automatically add "USA rules". People may think that it does, but it really doesn't. It does as the strongest country in the world, but it is not the best country to actually live in. The U.S. has a lot of problems to resolve, before it can say that. Canada rules as the best country to live in.
If Jenna happened to be in another country when this happened, it would be a non-issue. You know why? Because other countries like mine, Canada, don't have silly legal drinking laws like the U.S. In Canada, the legal age is 19 (in Quebec, Alberta, and Manitoba, it's 18) Source: http://www.ccsa.ca/drkage.htm . What is even more stupid about the "21" law, is that people can legally drink below that age under many circumstances and, in 19 states, it is not specifically illegal to drink under age 21. Americans (USA rules), wake up and realize that this law is outdated!!!!
I think some of these messages are very distasteful.
Dear Jenna,
Dear Bar, what has happened to Daddy? He used to be so-o-o funny! Always bumbling and
Oh, and by the way -- I hear that Jenna's brew of choice is Billy Beer...
Great site! Here's a little ditty for y'all:
Hey I know lets all party with the Bush twins and maybe we could convince them to do a pictorial in Playboy or Penthouse... sounds like two thumbs up too me. How about ya'll
Gilrs should know to come to Canada to drink.
Hey, server, what the farking heck turns into donkey?
OK, Democrat is not what turns into donkey. Think. OH! I bet server is what turns into donkey.
This is a test to see if Democrat gets turned into Donkey. I already know that heck turns into heck. I suspect that fark gets turned into fark. Why is Bush allowed to stay bush?
When I see the pictures from the whole Bush family (except the daughters), I get sick. They are not just silly, no, they also look silly!
i asked if jenna or barbara can reply my mail cz i like to talk to thenand i m not an american citizem thx
See..the big thing is, in Austin, Texas, hardly anyone likes George W. Bush..or his snobby daughters...we've dealt with them enough. Yes, Chuy's probably doesnt call in every underage drinker..but not every underage drinker is the daughter of the president. What it really comes down to is "how stupid can one girl be?" If you were the daughter of the most RECOGNIZED and powerful man in the world, why would you try to use a fake id...why would you try to get a drink while being underage? why would you not learn by the third time? Can't she find other ways to get alcohol? I mean, come on, she's the daughter of the president. UT-Austin does have a lot of political activists..most liberal Donkeys and every single one of them would LOVE for something to happen. Once more, i remind you that Austin is very liberal..one of two counties in Texas that way over the majority voted for Gore. So, this sort of thing should not be a surprize to anyone. Even if mainstream news stopped reporting the First Lush, many of the online and computer industry's headquarters are in austin and the news would still be reported. What's the moral for the daughter's? Grow up! Get Smart! and realize who the heck you are!
Wow, I like those two girls. Much more than their father! I invite them to my country for a drink. Oh, as many as they want. You should have come three years ago, to have a drink with me, in a save envirement. Yes, it's allowed here. Just, if you come here, leave your gun at home. It's not allowed to have one here.
Bet the Secret Service is wishing for the good ol' days when they only had one ugly First Daughter to guard.That girl was SAFE! Even without a guard. These girls are beautiful and full of life..I agree with the 67% of the nation who say this is a family matter.Chuy's should have to prove that they call 911 for every ID problem...do I smell a publicity setup? Remember Billy's Beer(Carter), let's don't forget max drinker and druggie Roger Clinton who received a pardon...but then who didn't in his bro's camp? Etc.,etc...et cetera.
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